Twitter is a Wondrous Thing!
(First published to celebrate National Poetry Day in 2015, hence the reference to holidays! 🤦♀️) Twitter is the wondrous thing I turn to for most everything From plumbers, painters, cleaners too I holler and, with no ado You heed my call and bring me peeps Who salve my worries; aid my sleeps And when of literature I'm low I turn to you and shout and lo! You answer with your best advice And I Kindle up in ne'er a trice In business could I cope without My advisor's army, true and stout? Who send me leads and useful bods To aid my biz against the odds Who watch and hear and always help And calm me down whene'er I yelp Who retweet all info quests And find me Tangerines - the best! Apprentices you send our way And companies where they spend their day Plus speakers for our bright young things Thus info which their learning brings Of ‘BREAKING NEWS!!’ or football scores Who has died? Who divorced? Where can I find a genuine fake? A Tangerine branded HUGE cupcake? A hotel ...